Carpet

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Carpet, a strange sort of fabric that's stapled to the floor of finer homes everywhere. Prone to staining. Costly to clean. Wears out. Ideal breeding ground for molds, mildews, dust mites.

Tell me again why we like carpet so damned much.

Also a slang term for female pubic hair. Lesbians may also be referred to as "carpet munchers."